PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a